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The Kissing Game
The rules are established. A movie is chosen. You drink every time a door slams, someone spits, or says the word, “pickle.” You finish your drink and refill whenever shoelaces are mentioned and the game continues into the night until everyone is completely wasted, most are only partially clothed, and at least one is vomiting into a salad bowl. This is the classic Drinking Game I played in my early twenties.
But alas, my early twenties are over. In their place are fun-filled days of office drudgery, evenings spent by making dinner, and chasing a small child around the house while pleading with my husband to stop giving him cookies before bedtime. On the rare Saturday evening that we spend alone, my husband and I can easily find ourselves confused and bewildered. It seems like a good opportunity to get in some quality time and focus on our intimacy, simultaneously, but how?
And so I return to my roots as an adult! The Drinking Game! Easily converted into a sexy game for couples, I present you with . . . The Kissing Game. In this game, you and your partner will choose a movie and then set rules. You’ll choose five (or so) actions to be watched for in the movie, called “triggers.” Also, you will choose five corresponding responses that you and your partner must perform when the triggers occur. What makes this sexy, you ask? The responses!
Every time a trigger occurs onscreen, you must kiss your partner. You cannot kiss the same place twice.
I’ll give you two examples. The first example is the movie, The Princess Bride, a Rob Reiner film about pirates and princesses and love and all that squishy crap. Chicks love it.
Rules:
Kiss your partner each time:
- You hear, “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
- You hear the name, “Humperdink”
- Vizzini says the word, “Incontheevable!”
- Anyone is shown swordfighting.
- You hear, “As you wish.”
- Them movie cuts back to Fred Savage and Peter Faulk.
- Westley defeats a new obstacle or enemy.
My second example is the movie, Beetlejuice. What? Tim Burton movies aren’t sexy, you say? Hmph! Irrelevant!
Kiss your partner each time:
- The Handbook for the Recently Deceased is shown or mentioned.
- The town model is shown or mentioned.
- Sandworms are shown or mentioned.
- Lydia takes a photo.
- Delia’s sculptures are shown or mentioned.
- Charles mentions wanting to relax
- Someone says or attempts to say the name, “Beetlejuice.”
You’ll have kissed every inch of your partner’s body and, provided you’re not a major prude, their genitalia has got to have been one of those parts. Who knows . . . with all that kissing, you may just find yourself stopping the game for a quick round of some even sexier play!
