Love Cards

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Have you ever realized that you might not know as much about your partner as you thought you did? Most times, these realizations aren’t discovered in the most opportune of moments, and they typically aren’t received very well, either.

Well, this sexy game that you can play with your partner gives you an opportunity to test your knowledge of each other, learn more about each other, and get naked and do stuff in between! You can’t get mad at your partner because he doesn’t remember that you hate grape jelly and love crunchy peanut butter when he’s butt naked and the consequence is that he has to pleasure you orally for ten minutes…

Here’s what you’ll need to play Love Cards

You’ll need about 65 index cards or squares of cardstock or paper.

Choose 10 body parts
lips, earlobes, neck, breasts, buttcheeks, hips, feet, naughty bits, etc.

Choose 10 actions
lick, nibble, rub, caress, massage, kiss, grind, examine, pleasure, etc.

Choose 6 sexy treats
Ten minutes of oral sex, five minutes of manual stimulation (handjobs/fingering), five-minute full body massage, etc. (Anything your heart desires!)

Choose 12 questions
These are questions that your partner will answer about you. They will choose 12 questions for you to answer about them.  Examples could be:

What is my favorite color?
What foods do I absolutely hate?
What is my biggest fear?
Where did I grow up?
What did I want to be when I was a child?
What was my first pet’s name?

Give your pile of questions to your partner.

Shuffle the body part cards, adding three of the Sexy Treats to the body part cards.

Shuffle the action cards, also adding three of the Sexy Treats to them.

The first player will read a question from their partner’s pile. If they answer correctly, the opposing player pulls one body part card and one action card from the piles. They perform the actions on the body parts they drew. If the player answers incorrectly, they pull one body part card and one action card and perform the tasks. If a player happens to pull a Sexy Treat card from either the body part or action piles, they need to only perform that task.

If you want the game to last longer, you can make more cards by duplicating body parts, actions, or Sexy Treats, and creating more questions for your partner to answer. It’s kind of like the Newlyweds Game, only you can get naked and lick different parts of your lover’s body. Can’t do that on TV!